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		TOAST Save Artie Lange Nickname: (30 chars) City, State: (50 chars) Comment to Artie: (2048 chars) 333   Save Artie Lange TOASTS Created 12/29/2008 4:25:35 PM from 74.215.55.83 Jay from Cincinnati, OH says... "ARTIE RULES JACKIE DROOLS." Created 5/1/2008 9:03:40 PM from 75.70.224.3 52Delta from Fountain, Co says... "Hey Artie- you only live once so, drink up. By the way FAT is IN." Created 5/1/2008 6:26:19 PM from 67.151.221.250 ftimmysskull from san diego, ca says... "Artie, Like many I can relate to you. It may be time to stop putting up the shield. I do not think Belushi was ever this heavy. Stop being a metabollically challenged f... unless you are not ready." Created 4/30/2008 3:28:48 PM from 75.205.236.69 Erin from Dallas, TX says... "Here's to Artie.... when he's awake." Created 4/28/2008 5:26:24 PM from 69.249.44.58 Matty Springfield from Union, NJ says... "Love ya ya big mother fucker. Us hometown boys in Union are here for ya baby gorilla." Created 4/28/2008 11:01:25 AM from 71.226.17.250 Artie'sDirtyHerionSyringe from Patterson New Jersey says... "It's time to either quit the shit or get on the methadone buddy. " Created 4/23/2008 9:05:59 PM from 68.54.37.97 Totem from FL says... "Love Artie, but this was sooo a publicity stunt" Created 4/23/2008 5:21:05 PM from 67.82.128.177 RobinQuiversIzACunt from New York, NY says... "Love ya, you Baby Gorilla! Glad to have you back! Now only if Robin would quit...." Created 4/22/2008 9:47:07 PM from 24.184.202.96 Nick from Brooklyn says... "Please just get help.Fuck Howard Stern.He has turned you into a wack pack member!" Created 4/21/2008 11:27:28 PM from 68.44.194.26 Geltz from West Orange, NJ says... "An outburst only a Jersey guy could be proud of!!!!!" Created 4/21/2008 11:00:25 PM from 65.7.172.24 RG from South Florida says... "Welcome back you little fat man." Created 4/21/2008 10:44:02 PM from 70.189.221.32 Dave from Las Vegas, NV says... "So glad you're back, Artie! I can't believe how much I thought about you, a complete stranger, the entire week you were off. " Created 4/21/2008 8:23:54 PM from 24.182.51.219 Niko Belic from Liberty City says... "Don't fuck up again! Please. The show is seriously lame without you. " Created 4/21/2008 3:12:50 PM from 75.142.123.25 Gabe from Long Beach, CA says... "Glad to have you back, Artie!" Created 4/21/2008 12:57:18 PM from 24.2.145.236 john from bristol says... "artie you are the show!" Created 4/21/2008 11:29:53 AM from 69.214.18.85 herbalfelonist from grand rapids, mi says... "get back to that coffee cake" Created 4/21/2008 10:53:37 AM from 68.83.90.151 rjont from Philadelphia, PA says... "Artie has now saved the show from jumping the shark twice." Created 4/21/2008 1:18:52 AM from 75.12.168.80 Dixie recked from Fresno, CA says... "Artie is a funny Mother-F'r bitch. chk chk. You skanky Ho!" Created 4/20/2008 9:51:30 PM from 24.2.145.236 lies from from a jew says... "dead air is better than mastershit theater!kinda hope artie doesnt comeback,hes the only reason i listen anymore hate to hear a moron telling you hes a genius!" Created 4/20/2008 2:33:06 PM from 72.85.53.23 Teri from Baltimore, MD says... "I've listened to the show for 21 years and the addition of Artie was one of the best things to ever happen! Artie is why I moved to Sirius...I love Artie!" Created 4/18/2008 10:13:30 PM from 75.166.194.217 Britney Spears from Some Hole says... "Oh man id have his babies!" Created 4/18/2008 7:46:16 PM from 24.2.145.236 no bull from shit says... "fuck your human relation bullshit lies!stern runs sirus hes part owner of sirius,what he says is final!truth is artie is ridiculosly underpaid on the show,and howard does not want him to leave!" Created 4/18/2008 6:38:15 PM from 69.139.45.48 Joey from Fort Myers, Florida says... "You're one a my best pals, and I've never even met ya! Hang tight, buddy." Created 4/18/2008 4:40:31 PM from 24.234.77.181 cuban missile from las vegas says... "the show would suck without artie, big time!!!1" Created 4/18/2008 1:50:49 PM from 12.160.58.237 Stern Show Slut from Washington, DC says... "Artie I love you and think you're hilarious! The show sucks when you're not there! Please come back soon! " Created 4/18/2008 12:55:15 AM from 66.229.211.153 Halley T from Pittsburg says... "Artie baby, please clean up and make me laugh some more! We need you! " Created 4/17/2008 5:31:11 PM from 98.210.86.69 Another SHOW STAFFER from NYC says... "I spoke with two higher-ups here at the Stern Show who have been in direct contact with Sirius officials. Artie Lange has already been fired. Apparently, after the show Howard and Artie got into a huge argument over the phone, even though the call started out well. Artie is a goner, and in fact he has really cut some ties with the show that all feel will heal in time. And finally, Artie HAS been on heroin the past several months (apparently he revealed this to a show staffer the day he left, and then to Stern later on the phone) and has lost MUCH more money than we all think. More later." Created 4/17/2008 4:49:07 PM from 98.210.86.69 JaMarcus Russell from Oakland, CA says... "We love you Artie. Please don't leave the show (if it is, in fact, your choise). You are best on the show, not on TV or in movies. VIVA LA ARTIE!" Created 4/17/2008 3:41:45 PM from 66.229.211.153 Opie Sucks from Philly Sucks says... "Opie and Anthony are chode lickers!" Created 4/17/2008 10:40:23 AM from 68.209.2.57 dave from buford, ga says... "artie..it's been real..but leave the show.. it's the best thing for you. concentrate on your comedy and film career..." Created 4/17/2008 10:11:13 AM from 71.125.47.114 howardsadouche from nhp,ny says... "howard pushed artie to this and becomes a pussy when artie blows up. no wonder I dont listen anymore." Created 4/17/2008 9:07:01 AM from 208.65.94.54 SHOW STAFFER from NY NY says... "I just wanted to give everyone a sence of the feelings behind the scene. We ALL love Artie but what happened last week goes beyound an a simple I'm sorry. There are HR situations that now have to come into play. Everyone wants Artie back but it's now up to the higher ups to see what punishment will or will not be called for. Yelling is one thing, but when someone throws something at someone, it's assalt according to the HR handbook. Let's just all say a prayer that this can be worked out. Howard will speak in detail come Monday. Hang in there Artie." Created 4/17/2008 1:31:34 AM from 71.245.24.114 dummy from archbald pa says... "artie you rule i love your comedy and your movie beer league keep up the good work. oh and fufu boohey. llol" Created 4/16/2008 10:09:45 PM from 64.254.191.169 webby 24 from Madison Lake MN says... "Artie, the show needs you but fuck em the show has been going downhill for the past months anyway,get out of there and move on with your life.Most people will slowly be drifting to bubba anyway so they dont have to listen to gay antics all morning GET OUT!!!!!!" Created 4/16/2008 9:33:58 PM from 24.209.2.64 high pitch mike from middletucky says... "Artie u were right im a fag please come back so i can blow u next time u fall asleep..........u can snort some heroin off my ass cheek please dont be gone :(" Created 4/16/2008 8:20:05 PM from 143.223.20.50 Joannie M from Lancaster, CA says... "Artie - Please, please don't be gone... It's funny, I have to remind myself that I don't personally know you, but at the same time, I feel like you are family to me. You have been on my mind every day. I'm sure you've realized by now, how many people you have touched with your funny stories, your charm and great warm humor. You have brought so much happiness and laughter to my life. You are so real and honest, it's just really touching. I really hope everything works out for your benefit. I feel selfish in wanting you to come back, but whatever happens - GOD BLESS you Artie - WE DO LOVE YOU! " Created 4/16/2008 8:04:13 PM from 24.190.126.142 ThePearl from Long Island, NY says... "Artie - you are clearly self destructive and seem to have a desire to ruin everything you have thats good. Stop punishing yourself for no good reason. Its like you want to say "see, I'm a screw up and cant keep anything". To hell with that philosophy. I luv you. Cya Monday on Stern :-)" Created 4/16/2008 5:53:00 PM from 162.135.0.6 Bertman from Arizona says... "Artie, come on dude.. The show won't be the same without your fat sleeping eating drinking snorting laughing ass." Created 4/16/2008 5:47:04 PM from 76.205.213.246 GameGirl from San Francisco, CA says... "Artie - Everyone has stormed off the show. Brush it off and get back to work. We miss you." Created 4/16/2008 5:41:27 PM from 67.103.9.83 sepe from NYC, NY says... "The show would suck without Artie. Howard enticed Teddy to stay in sudio when he clearly wanted to leave. Howard knows Artie has a bad temper, why did he do it? Maybe he is jealous of how big Artie has become. Artie should take 3 months off, clean up and go to K-Rock with Bob Levy, Nick D and Dice....Robin started on Howard and she backed off -- His fault 100 percent" Created 4/16/2008 5:22:04 PM from 76.189.254.88 T from Cleveland,Ohio says... "Artie, when Jackie left we all said, "who is this Artie guy" and now we don't know what our lives would be without you on the show or in this world. You are not in this alone Art." Created 4/16/2008 5:02:38 PM from 64.13.147.167 Hamlet from Chicago, IL says... "Artie, It's darkest before the dawn. Hang in there and stick around. We love ya!" Created 4/16/2008 4:17:45 PM from 24.186.247.184 Pearliegates from Marco Island, Fl says... "Cmon Artie - be honest with us. Was this all a bit for the show? I hope so. Dont want to lose you for real. Cya on Monday Art" Created 4/16/2008 3:59:44 PM from 75.130.8.142 szq from St. Louis, MO says... "Its tough to be fat and miserable. Been there - done that! The world seems like an awful place. But this awful place needs you Artie! And Howard needs you too! Hang in there and get your ass back! I think you need to apologize - but so what - you were in the wrong to lash out as you did - Howard was right - Just apologize - get back to work - and get back to life." Created 4/16/2008 1:36:44 PM from 24.60.90.39 TheDove from Palm Coast , Florida says... "Come back Artie, The Show needs you and so do we!" Created 4/16/2008 12:28:04 PM from 208.57.58.43 Fish from Las Vegas, NV says... "Artie is the best thing on the show. I love the stunts and phony phone calls, but Artie's stories are the best and he brings a normal mans voice to the show." Created 4/16/2008 10:43:18 AM from 24.2.145.236 gwb is ruining our country from las vegas says... "that show is so fucken gay,artie is the only thing a straight dude can relate to !art if your not back im not even gonna waste five minutes of my life listening to that cheap,lying,fag,jew piece of shit!god bless artie" Created 4/15/2008 10:36:12 PM from 71.98.24.168 Glo from Chicago, Illinoi says... "Artie needs to be in a booth just like Robin. They have to have a place where Howard can lock Artie in, so that he doesn't try to hurt anyone. Howard would never know when it will happen so he has to be prepared at all times. Unfortunately for Artie, this isn't the first time it has happened so Sirius has no choice but to fire him. Legally they could be liable because it has happened before and they cannot continue to keep her. Sorry Artie but in our sue happy society you just can't go around hitting people and expect big corporations to excuse it. Once was okay, but twice, no way. Artie you need to learn that no matter what, no one is indispensable. Howard will just have to find another loser to live vicariously through. Jackie left, Stuttering John left, Artie left, the Stern show moves on. Its nothing personal, it is just business. Glo" Created 4/15/2008 10:32:52 PM from 24.147.124.194 Gunit from Boston, MA says... "Artie...come back. We love you man!" Created 4/15/2008 9:24:33 PM from 24.226.43.183 habsfan from montreal says... "artie blows, he's a bullie who is only witty enough to one up a midget in a wheelchair and other challenged individuals. when he dies, let us pray for the pall bearers! Doesn't Beth look like MAX HEADROOM??????" Created 4/15/2008 8:17:00 PM from 99.239.12.218 Jimbo in Canada from Toronto Canada says... "Artie, We love you man but you leaving is a bigger mistake than Jackie. The difference is that Jackie is still alive and you'll be dead." Created 4/15/2008 7:41:06 PM from 65.90.114.138 Dee Snider from LA, CA says... "Artie, get a grip buddy. You make the show the best it's ever been. However, bottom line, you only need to work 4 days a week for 5 hours a day. That's not that bad. Take some time off from the comedy and rest up. You're the best man!!!" Created 4/15/2008 4:17:16 PM from 24.186.247.184 Fairyprincess from Truckee, CA says... "You dont need Howard Stern You dont need to listen to "fat" jokes, you dont need drugs and cigarettes. You are a funny guy in your own right and can do anything you want to., JUST DO IT ARTIE!!!! " Created 4/15/2008 3:05:13 PM from 12.135.41.122 Artisfat from bay shore, ny says... "Artie Please come back.We Love Your Fat Ass." Created 4/15/2008 2:58:42 PM from 71.49.171.255 big v from las vegas,nv says... "I am very sad Artie is going-I hope he comes back-makes up with Howard and goes on" Created 4/15/2008 1:30:17 PM from 155.181.15.81 fartbox from newyawk says... "Artie, this is a Grandma Caprio.... I a says, screwa that no good schifosa Teddy. I no a wanna see you get agita ova this. Staya witha the show. And, eata something, cause you looka a little mooshadda." Created 4/15/2008 11:45:53 AM from 24.186.247.184 Sable from Patchogue, NY says... "Hey Now Artie - you can laugh all the way to the bank honey. I think you are the second Jackie Gleason. Cmon back - cant listen to Stern withou you. Coming to c-you in Westbury in May. Be there!!" Created 4/15/2008 11:30:32 AM from 75.185.101.134 Kristin from Columbus, OH says... "Oh Artie! You need to shape up and get your ass in gear. The Stern show would not be half as good without you and you wouldn't be as big as you are without the stern show, so get your ass back in gear and get back on the show! You will truly be missed on the show if you're not there.........we love you Artie! I even named my dog after you, that's how much I love ya!!!" Created 4/15/2008 9:58:17 AM from 69.119.200.36 walter1969 from yonkers, ny says... "Artie, you have to get better man. Anyone would get super depressed if they turned 40 and put on 100lbs. I know you think shrinks are BS but accept your need for it and get help. Go to a fat camp too you need to get into shape to feel better. If you get the help I'm sure Howard would keep your seat for you. " Created 4/15/2008 7:46:42 AM from 199.33.137.2 Dawn from Shady Side, MD says... "Please come back, Artie. You make me laugh every day & I will miss you so much! I want Artie back! F Jackie! Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie - I WANT ARTIE TO COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Created 4/15/2008 7:43:53 AM from 71.184.246.231 BOBAK from BOSTON, MA says... "Hey Artie we LOVE YOU MAN! I hope you come back but if you dont you can still have a great career outside of the Stern Show. I think you really could have benefited from some therapy and maybe a 30 day program but its never too late. You are the best! " Created 4/15/2008 5:18:17 AM from 74.170.52.157 Greg from Orlando, FL says... "Fuck Teddy, Bring Artie Back NOW!!" Created 4/15/2008 12:06:36 AM from 67.163.183.71 julee from Pittsburgh, PA says... "Artie, please take back your resignation!!!!!! The show will suck without you...everything from your "Oh my Debbie" to the simple "Wahhhhhhhh's" will truly be missed. Please come back! No one can fill your chair!" Created 4/14/2008 10:50:35 PM from 76.183.39.159 greenamerican from frisco tx says... "You can work it out Artie. Get well soon" Created 4/14/2008 9:27:34 PM from 68.48.177.238 mikhorstman from Washington, DC says... "Come on back Artie! Sirius/Stern let him back on, but after a rest." Created 4/14/2008 9:10:14 PM from 24.126.108.4 boxermom from Baltimore, MD says... "Don't make any rash decisions. Take a month or two -- check into a GOOD rehab -- no road shows either. If you decide to do the show, your comedy, or both -- get a professional assistant whose only job is to serve you... and pay them a sustainable salary. You are worth it. Any hey -- you never know what kind of material you could get out of rehab!!" Created 4/14/2008 8:48:41 PM from 24.45.196.198 quagmire from centerport,ny says... "that incompetent, ungrateful, overpaid prick, Teddy...how dare he talk to his "employer", Artie like that...Artie should have thrown him a beating long ago....luv ya ArTie...stay well " Created 4/14/2008 8:24:34 PM from 68.198.197.176 238beats from ny says... "whats with robin and the "jesus christ...what the f is wrong with you people" sounding like a white woman. lmao" Created 4/14/2008 8:15:10 PM from 76.91.121.116 Robyn's Dead Cat from La Habra Ca. says... "Howards a little Bitch for inciting this bullshit...Shame on you Howard " Created 4/14/2008 7:33:56 PM from 69.246.51.193 Mike from Detroit, mi. says... "My girls wants to F Artie" Created 4/14/2008 4:57:56 PM from 72.19.41.214 eric matthews from Portland, OR says... "Artie, I love your work, quick mind, and story telling skills beyond most, etc. But you are clearly in a state of unravel and though leaving the show is not the cure you need, I think it would help. Just stay the hell in bed, get strong, go to church, get strong, and start to kick ass again someday. You need 45 days to sleep. yours, e" Created 4/14/2008 4:24:14 PM from 151.196.35.21 666 from all over says... "artie is the man......please come back" Created 4/14/2008 4:21:31 PM from 75.148.132.45 AugustaNtl from Sugar Land, TX says... "Dude! COME ON!!! Don't quit the show. Look, there are a lot of stuff going on in people's lives, just like you. But we don't get the option to quit, so don't quit on us!! There are a lot of people counting on you. " Created 4/14/2008 3:53:01 PM from 217.157.128.71 claus k from danmark.. copenhagen says... "Artie for el presidente... Artie me friend come back to us" Created 4/14/2008 3:51:30 PM from 24.185.178.187 russian artie from brooklyn ny says... "he has to come back if not im cancelling everything howard i love the show and it would not be the same lets replace robin " Created 4/14/2008 3:28:34 PM from 24.199.53.58 ThrashPie from Oak Park, CA says... "Artie Rocks... Stick with the show bud... It won't be the sme without you. I may have to cancel my Sirius if you don't return. " Created 4/14/2008 2:56:21 PM from 71.55.168.142 Fireman Tim from Orlando, FL says... "Yo artie. I know your a lot of things but I never woulda thaught you were a quiter. Dont go out like this. There are a ton of blue-collars that are counting on ya. If you wanna quit do it right. " Created 4/14/2008 2:43:51 PM from 67.149.65.156 WWWW_104FM from Det, MI says... "No reason to re-up with sirius if Artie is dumped. Back to the regular radio." Created 4/14/2008 2:19:28 PM from 76.90.130.141 Steve from Los Angeles CA says... "Artie, you need to leave the business, and then your life will be saved. " Created 4/14/2008 1:51:35 PM from 128.103.19.147 sugarbella from boston says... "Artie -- I love you. You are such a good guy. I wish you weren't hurting so bad. I wish I could take it away. Please be well -- with or without the Stern show. xxoxox -- sugarbella" Created 4/14/2008 1:46:32 PM from 152.132.10.194 renee from san diego, ca says... "no one can ever replace you artie! come back...please." Created 4/14/2008 1:26:52 PM from 66.166.54.163 Geezak from Glendora, CA says... "Love you, idolize you, wish I could I help! From someone who is living the same......" Created 4/14/2008 1:04:57 PM from 152.132.10.194 oliveya from san diego, ca says... "love you artie!! please don't go!! it will never be the same w/out you. i love artie lange!" Created 4/14/2008 12:38:55 PM from 18.188.8.166 THomas from ALLSTON, MA says... "Artie youre the best. I won't cancel if you leave, but I'll probably be listening to a whole lot more commercial free music..." Created 4/14/2008 12:33:15 PM from 70.187.188.107 Midas89 from Irvine, CA says... "The show won't be the same without you, Artie. The comments you interject during the show make the show so much funnier. You have given us many laugh-out-loud moments. Except for having to wake up so early, your job is the easiest job in show business. Nothing to memorize. No need to prepare. Just sit down and be yourself and make funny observations. Find a way to fight your self-destructive nature. Come back. All will be OK. It will most likely only be a few more years anyway. And if Howard does renew his contract, he will make the work week smaller or the amount of weeks smaller, or maybe even change the schedule to the afternoon." Created 4/14/2008 11:45:34 AM from 76.110.169.38 mb from miami,fl says... "stay or go I hope you get help. A therapist might be able to help you overcome the guilt you feel because of your success (yes, you deserve it!) and hopefully prevent you from further sabotaging your career." Created 4/14/2008 11:35:31 AM from 24.2.145.236 sean from bufalo says... "hope you see this artie.im your fan,ive listened to the stern show on and off for 20 years but for the last six and half ive listened everyday because of you!if you dont come back i will cancel my subscription and never listen to stern again no reason you are the best part of that show ever!hope your safe ." Created 4/14/2008 10:54:57 AM from 69.141.183.95 lemansgirl from atlantic highlands, nj says... "Artie, please stay on the show. PS I loved that you put Seaside Heights in Beer League. " Created 4/14/2008 10:44:01 AM from 71.238.196.68 RyDog from Howell, MI says... "Stay Artie Stay - I have you in the death pool. If you leave you may get healthy or maybe you will get back on heroin. What ever you choose it will most likely help me win!!" Created 4/14/2008 10:29:01 AM from 69.159.230.148 Shfishp from Canada says... "ARTIE! Come back!!! You add soooo much to the show, dude! Just relax a bit, you hump! Seriously, come back. Please. P.S. I loved Beer League." Created 4/14/2008 9:19:56 AM from 72.224.200.3 clec23332 from Orono, ME says... "Artie is the funniest bastard around, watching him on in Demand is great, he is the only guy that can sleep and be just as funny as any other bit. Take it easy art, and stay away from the H - we need you back " Created 4/14/2008 9:16:00 AM from 69.14.106.40 Tynasty from Detroit, MI says... "We Love ya Artie, your the reason Im still listening, Get help Bro and come back to the show" Created 4/14/2008 9:05:49 AM from 64.65.219.228 yo yo yo howard! from Harrisburg, pa says... "Artie's been on the show forever and still is telling stories that I've never heard before! He's a great, funny as hell guy and I'll miss him if he leaves." Created 4/14/2008 7:59:57 AM from 24.115.241.17 jaydogg from pa says... "If you don't come back to the show, I am cancelling my Sirius subscription." Created 4/14/2008 6:51:13 AM from 71.191.40.24 prince phillip from olney, md says... "Come back and get some help." Created 4/14/2008 4:19:02 AM from 96.234.14.120 dan in monmouth county from bradley beach, nj says... "artie is the best thing to ever hit radio. he needs to lose some fucking weight so i can continue to enjoy his comedy (and he can continue to become something befitting of his talent and make new jersey proud). the howard stern show is nowhere without him...i need howard, robin, fred, and ARTIE...not howard, robin, fred, and greg fuckin fitzsimmons. when artie uses his immense brain power, he is THE funniest. when his fat rolls off a tiny bed, he is funny/scary. i need the first one. " Created 4/14/2008 4:01:24 AM from 67.174.142.122 ozi from mishawaka indiana says... "we love ya artie." Created 4/14/2008 12:18:44 AM from 71.52.40.186 Obama from Las Vegas says... "Art, Although you CANT attack people the way you did, I think Howard is as much to blame because he didnt want to leave it alone and simmer down. Sometimes the show isnt the most important thing Howard. Whatever happens happens, I wont be giving up my subscription or anything like that even when Howard leaves. Good Luck Atrie in whatever happens. " Created 4/13/2008 11:52:49 PM from 68.239.176.201 Nick from Belleville NJ says... "Come on all you haters Artie is the only real guy on the show the rest are all pathetic American Idol watchers Artie is a gambler drinker and partier like a real man should be" Created 4/13/2008 11:03:30 PM from 70.21.246.98 bill from northern, nj says... "ARTIE IS AND ODYSSEY, HE IS THE GREATEST COMPLIMENT TO THE GREATEST RADIO SHOW. " Created 4/13/2008 10:57:35 PM from 75.54.123.129 ledzep from carson city says... "artie has the biggest heart in the world. howard wouldnt let it go and even though artie is to blame for his own actions howard should take some of the blame too and understand when some does not want to talk about something and stop pushing" Created 4/13/2008 8:51:01 PM from 67.8.37.133 Mad-Duk-Man from Port Richey, FL says... "THE SHOW THAT PRIDES ITSELF FOR BEING "REAL" WONT REPLAY THE REALIST SHOW THEY'VE EVER HAD. ARTIE IS THE MAN, AND HE SHOULD'VE FIRED TEDDY LONG AGO. " Created 4/13/2008 7:50:57 PM from 64.12.116.14 jinxkies from Wakefield,MA says... "I think its crappy that Howard is a 2face,,,its funny when its someone else,,you never hear about his real personal life" Created 4/13/2008 6:29:22 PM from 69.126.92.14 alangedabest from Bronx,NY says... "ARTIE IS THE FUCKING MAN HE MAKES THE HOWARD STERN SHOW. HOWARD'S SHOW HAS SUCKED FOR YEARS BEFORE HE CAME DON'T LET IT GO BACK TO SUCKING. ARTIE RULEZ" Created 4/13/2008 2:22:24 PM from 76.28.111.36 big artie fan from hamden, ct says... "artie, first and foremost u r the bomb. u have brought sooooo much to howard and comp. and so great u took over for jackie. he's an a-hole. but, artie, as a former addict, u need help and u know it but like most addicts r afraid. you have to really reach ur bottom and WANT to do it...not for howard, mom but for YOURSELF. please do this the stern show will not be the same and i think howard is a little guilty because he kept it up "because it's good radio" love u, artie, always. God bless." Created 4/13/2008 2:17:00 PM from 74.76.75.19 hartey from pittsfield says... "artie, we love u man. the show is nothing without you and truthfully you wont be much without the show. finish the contract so u can keep all the stern fans. im coming to c u in cape cod." Created 4/13/2008 12:45:54 PM from 68.54.37.97 C-Man from FL says... "This is all Howard's fault. He knew what would happen...If Artie is gone for good, so is my Sirius subscription. Artie made the show. Fuck Howard!" Created 4/13/2008 12:19:08 PM from 69.253.102.71 Artie's Bookie from Kennett Square, PA says... "There is no show without Artie - and I've been listening for 20 years. Artie is the show. COME BACK ARTIE - WE NEED YOU!" Created 4/13/2008 9:38:43 AM from 70.119.124.152 butt-monkey from central florida says... "artie take care we love ya bro" Created 4/13/2008 1:48:58 AM from 75.155.83.115 chapelscout from Edmonton, Alberta says... "Artie, the show will not be the same without you, you have to find a way to come back." Created 4/13/2008 12:59:22 AM from 70.149.40.234 byron from delray beach florida says... "It really is sad what happened thursday. I love Artie on the show. I see all the hate on this site and its sad but even the people who hate artie have to admit he definitely added something unique to the show" Created 4/12/2008 11:33:02 PM from 74.140.202.13 Rob from Lexington, KY says... "Artie can't be replaced!" Created 4/12/2008 11:16:54 PM from 70.111.225.5 nvrmaried from Toms River, NJ says... "Artie Fuckin Rules!" Created 4/12/2008 10:33:30 PM from 151.199.122.186 Gurney from Radford, VA says... "Artie rules. F Jackie. Artie's still gotta go, though. Every try and deal with a junkie? Artie's last show is textbook. " Created 4/12/2008 10:07:23 PM from 69.132.85.78 Doug from Waxhaw, NC says... "I won't listen to the Stern show without you. Don't go to TV though, because I don't think I can bare to look at how fat you are now, but I love listening to you on the radio. Some small part of me can envision you at a reasonable size. But you are what makes the show!!!" Created 4/12/2008 10:01:58 PM from 24.2.145.236 jeff from miami says... "artie is the best part of the stern show!stern was the reason for this whole thing,now if artie is done i will cancel my 2 subscriptions !hope artie comes back no reason to listen to garbage " Created 4/12/2008 9:50:09 PM from 74.173.126.86 Poto66 from Jensen Beach, FL says... "While I remain doubtful that Artie will even get to see these posts, I have been an avid fan of the show for about 20 years or so. Artie brings so much humor and talent to the show that I would hate to see him gone for good. Howard is way too smart to let the show "slip" if Artie is gone for good, but it would definately be a sad day for this fan. Artie rocks!" Created 4/12/2008 9:46:59 PM from 69.242.119.252 LeaderoftheLizzies from Philly, Penn says... "I'll miss your stories. I'll miss your laugh. I'll miss your impressions. I'll miss your Godfather recitations. If you are truly done, I'll miss looking forward to what you're going to do next. Dammit, Artie! Keep your touring schedule updated. Kthxbai." Created 4/12/2008 8:22:38 PM from 24.2.145.236 artie fan 4 ever from wash. says... "fuck big nose!artie you were 100 percent fine in what you did.if howards assisstant called him a dick on air to his face he would have fucken flipped too.listen to the tape people artie went after teddy after teddy called him a dick,he deserved getting water throw on him!wahh im wet wahhhhhhhhhhhh.mommy called it bloomys,wahhhh!!!fuck the show without artie,they all suck!!!!!!!art take care please your to good for a lying piece of shit like stern!!!!!!!!!" Created 4/12/2008 8:08:45 PM from 71.205.220.234 mrbaggs from Grand Rapids MI says... "I will have to cancel my sirius account if Artie does not come back. Fuck that old Jew i cant take him alone but i can with Artie in the mix." Created 4/12/2008 7:36:16 PM from 206.252.160.20 Ziggy from Philly says... "Artie is the best and the show needs him Stern will be lost without his presence" Created 4/12/2008 6:37:41 PM from 76.98.191.62 jill from jersey says... "i want to be arties assistant. I'LL NEVER LET U DOWN ARTIE!!!" Created 4/12/2008 6:37:39 PM from 76.111.80.195 Pammakey from Woodbridge, VA says... "Artie - we love you! You are the best thing on the show - DON'T LEAVE!!!!" Created 4/12/2008 4:57:58 PM from 68.106.149.168 Mrsmamao from Cleveland, OH says... "Artie don't go, please" Created 4/12/2008 3:51:15 PM from 68.100.12.88 Dyslexic Detxer from Fairfax, VA says... "fuck Howard!!! he got what he wanted, he WANTS Artie to be addicted and fucked up so he could have material for his show. Stern is a punk and he uses people. Artie is a pretty ordinary comedian with good stories, so he needs the Stern show but...not at the expense of his dignity. Artie, get yourself well, deal with your dad's death and live long. Fuck stern, i can't wait till beth takes all his money!!!" Created 4/12/2008 2:06:03 PM from 207.172.142.33 billy from boston from boston, mass says... "artie is the man,he has some problems but thats why he is on th show. if he leaves i may cancel my 3 subscriptions and my howard tv sub. give artie a few weeks off and let him cool down and put him back in the seat. artie rules." Created 4/12/2008 1:58:02 PM from 24.210.83.137 Blu'smum from Mt. Vernon, OH says... "Artie, please get help/better! Work this out and come back!! Howard did instigate the situation to get as ugly as it did. Get better!! The show isn't as good w/out you!! " Created 4/12/2008 12:45:44 PM from 76.235.210.178 stevie-weavie from Ionia, MI says... "as far as I am concerned,you were the one who was run up the flag pole as the one who was to pop the other day.I swear I had just listened to a domestic.now maybe you got took to that emotional state for a reason.Ratings, hello!!!!!!!!!!! Artie ,you hang on to your self esteem,just DON'T EVER get that physical when you are that emotionally irrational,and DON'T let people do that to you.the only thing in the world that we are truely supposed to be able to control is ourselves.so that being said,Have fun in amsterdam!!!!!Mello OUT some,dude.you need to. burn many phatties for me!!!!!!!trade in the blow for a doobie man!!!!!!!!! mello,mello,mello,mello,mello,knowhatImeanVern?????????????????? " Created 4/12/2008 11:36:51 AM from 24.44.84.223 Dan from Corning, NY says... "Hpefully Artie will go on such a bender in amsterdam that he will hit rock bottom, see te hell he has created and get himself well. That will be a story to last awhile on the show. He better come back alive... " Created 4/12/2008 10:35:07 AM from 24.2.145.236 james from canada says... "obviously thay was not artie from nj it was probably sal,richard,shuli or greg shitsimmons trying to piss his fans off dont think so,scumbag!artie rules the show blows without artie!!!!!!" Created 4/12/2008 10:12:44 AM from 67.95.227.98 jack ass from butt, montana says... "Artie do not leave. Although you suck do not give Jackie a chance to return." Created 4/12/2008 9:14:21 AM from 68.82.130.23 joe from phila pa says... "howard prodded artie into it, & then he won't take the blame. fu" Created 4/12/2008 8:03:40 AM from 69.37.127.149 Bury from Roscoe, NY says... "So much for no censorship. Thank goodness the show was recorded on Youtube. Howard Sucks and needs to be gone from the Artie Lange Show!" Created 4/12/2008 8:00:13 AM from 205.188.116.14 angelrio10111 from coral springs,fl says... "I think Howard push the button..howard must have seen this coming...artie has been ticking like a bomb ..waiting to explode for a long time...the signs have been there..and lately with the money people owed him especialy his bookie..if it wasn't for the show artie would have had this guys knee caps broken..and the last gig in palm beach also owed him money..plus the homo on the show who has stir up troubled with the gay community....and of course the love of life..the women he Really loves DANA...artie truly misses her...and artie if you read this...talk to her...compramise..it's a 50/50 thing..I feel your pain, I've there..take care of your self and enjoy life and your family.. it's a one shot deal..hope to hear you again..." Created 4/12/2008 4:44:06 AM from 24.5.151.239 Mark from Petaluma, CA says... "Unfortunately, he may not be allowed to come back even if he wants to. Sirius management will get involved. Best case scenario is a one-month suspension and mandatory anger management counseling. Artie will probably balk at the counseling and that'll be the end of it (and probably the end of my Sirius subscription)." Created 4/12/2008 4:15:12 AM from 98.163.226.50 NOLA918 from New Orleans: God only knows where says... "DONT LEAVE ARTIE!!! Keep the blue-collar, jersey boy aspect of stern alive! Fuck Jackie, the shows never been better, fire teddy's ass and get back on monday 4/21!" Created 4/12/2008 3:24:04 AM from 96.230.43.233 Mike from Carey,OH says... " Artie's not going anywhere. Everyone on Stern's show has threatened to quit at one time or another over the years. Artie's just got too much negative shit going on with his life the past couple months with High Pitch Mike, Vinny fucking things up with Dana, the lawsuit with that guy in Miami etc. I'm sure when everyone gets back next week cooler heads will prevail and it will be business as usual." Created 4/12/2008 2:30:22 AM from 76.102.0.147 nick from fremont, ca says... "FUCK HOWARD! I can't believe I am saying that as I used to love Howard, but over the last couple of years I like Artie more and more. I relate to Artie much more than Howard. Howard dates a supermodel, plays chess and watches Idol. I have nothing in common with him. Everyone has a vice and since Artie has all of them, you can relate to him. Howard, if you do not want to lose a fan, get Artie back!!!" Created 4/12/2008 2:05:08 AM from 69.206.152.165 Tom from Kingston, New York says... " Artie better not leave the show, i'm dead serious when i say i'm not listening/watching anymore if he's gone. The guy is a touch of reality on the show, very honest,raw and unbiased in every way, artie cannot be replaced. The replacements they've named to top it off are embarassingly bad." Created 4/12/2008 2:00:46 AM from 76.121.63.115 DiceDemon from Seattle, WA says... "Artie, have fun in Amsterdam, relax a little, come back refreshed. WE LOVE YOU!!! (in a non-faggot way) If you leave it will be a HUGE bummer! Jackie was lame. You cannot be replaced." Created 4/12/2008 1:49:54 AM from 76.235.217.225 Scheisty from Ionia, MI says... "Artie is what makes the show what it is. for real. Artie cant leave. I hope he gets help and continues with the show. LUV YOU ARTIE" Created 4/12/2008 12:12:36 AM from 24.2.145.236 mark from windsor says... "art you are the show nobodt is good but you sal is a waste richard is even worse fred is fred which is nothing muchand robin is her token self she reads headlines from days ago so art you are the show bro comeback get a fair salary from sirius you deserve equal to fred and robin and end the road gigs and you wont need teddy love ya artie you must comeback or im out to!!!!" Created 4/12/2008 12:06:06 AM from 75.161.126.128 rman from albuquerque,nm says... "Obviously, Artie's reaction Thursday can't be tolerated, but very understandable. Howard treats Artie like a glorified wack packer. Come on, the Sal "shtick" was somewhat understandable, Sal is longtime contributor to the show, then the piece of shit high pitch Mike, who only want airtime and his comments are not only stupid, but not funny. Now Howard obviously fuels the fire by supporting Teddy! Come the fuck on, that anal mother fucker would not put up with have of the shit Teddy pulls. Howard went too far and has to take some fucking responsibility for the results of Thursdays show. Howard is a fucking coward, even Robin called him out in the waning moments of Artie leaving by saying, "What are you doing". But that fucker will spin it like the political figures he puts down on a regular basis. Artie's contribution to the show on a daily basis is huge. I doubt I will continue my Sirius subscription. I have been a subscriber since Dec, 2005, a month before Howard joined Sirius." Created 4/11/2008 10:45:35 PM from 24.239.233.79 m from connellsville,pa says... "Artie you are all I have......" Created 4/11/2008 9:57:30 PM from 162.83.165.5 Regpasha from Port Washington, NY says... "Howard goaded an unstable Artie into this horrible behavior. He knows that Artie is in deep pyschological distress and continues to allow him to keep his job. Artie is self-destructive and has been finding ways to signal that he wants out of the show. Artie should have been suspended for his absences and the sleeping on the job incidents. Howard is the great "enabler" and got what he wanted: great radio at the expense of a human being in a great deal of pain. I am a long-time listener and fan. But, Howard has handled the entire "Artie Situation" with total unprofessionalism and gracelessness. Watching someone slowly commit suicide for sport or amusement is immoral. " Created 4/11/2008 9:43:44 PM from 70.105.196.154 jets337 from Poconos, Pa says... "Artie has brought so much to the show, especially since the move to Sirius. I hope he survives this trip to amsterdam and he comes back to the show. He is very funny, very entertaining, and seems like a big hearted guy. Show won't be the same without him." Created 4/11/2008 9:40:42 PM from 72.192.58.247 PJ from northern ct says... "I completely understand what Artie is going through. I am also on Suboxone and am a recovering heroin addict, and i sometimes burst out in fits of rage since being put on the subutex, i think it is a side effect of the drug. That said, i really hope that Artie stays with the show, as his wit, character and his ability to come up with hilarious off the cuff remarks are the reason that the show is funnier than its ever been. I have been listening to the show for 15 years, and i can say without a doubt that artie is the reason that the show is at its funniest. Hang in there man i'm high on coke as i write this and i know how hard it is to resist getting high on something. Add to that the pressure of having to make us laugh after waking up at 4am, it's gonna catch up with you. ARTIE YOU FUCKING RULE AND THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE CAN FILL YOUR SHOES PLEASE DON'T QUIT!" Created 4/11/2008 7:51:56 PM from 71.104.91.4 chubrock from la bithces says... "Artie is awesome. So funny and cool. Obviously having some emotional issues right now- relationships etc- he just needs a good support system. He gives so much to the show and audience. Please come back!!! We love you Artie." Created 4/11/2008 7:35:24 PM from 99.140.90.237 PD-51 from Cleveland, Ohio says... "Artie is the man!!! I beleive he is very depressed and needs a couple months off. go ahead and fill his chair with colin quinn/greg fitz/nick Dipaulo/jimmy florantine. give artie a break people - he is a good guy, great comedian, and human..." Created 4/11/2008 6:48:25 PM from 99.174.179.198 Triplej from Pickerington, Ohio says... "This is to Howard. If you asked Artie what the #1 thing he does like about the show, it would be the srt time. Howard, unless contractually you canot do this, May 1st change the start time to 7:30 to 12:30 and replays accordingly. Howard you have beend getting up at 4:00 for 20 + years. That has to very difficult. Love you guys" Created 4/11/2008 6:41:00 PM from 69.37.224.77 Bury from Roscoe, NY says... "Howard is to blame. Artie Rocks!" Created 4/11/2008 6:38:13 PM from 68.81.141.145 Aiden Scott from Philadelphia, PA says... "You are the funniest thing to happen to Howard's show in over a decade. Let me be cliche by saying "Artie, Don't be Cliche!" We lost Mitch Hedberg to soon, and we don't want to lose you!" Created 4/11/2008 6:34:20 PM from 24.45.208.122 ErictheMidgetHater from Long Island says... " I think Artie is getting a bum rap. Yes, he exploded, and yes, he scared a bunch of spineless pussies in the studio, but everyone forgets the reason Artie is here....To be the slightly off center, on the edge, blue collar guy he is. Any other guy with testicles would have done the same thing. Long Live Artie! Let's all snort a line for him!!" Created 4/11/2008 6:24:37 PM from 70.50.211.231 blind-m from Toronto, Ontario says... "Hope you don't die..." Created 4/11/2008 6:15:53 PM from 72.225.159.109 SHUT HOLES from NJ says... "Artie, you're the only one that keeps Howard's show from going totally gay...rethink your resignation....the show's a snooze-fest without you....who else is gonna call out Eric The Midget when Howard's one breath away from being nice to the little fuck?" Created 4/11/2008 6:03:18 PM from 24.167.115.181 San Antone to the Bone Ray from San Antonio, TX says... "Artie Rocks Fuck all the Haters!!! Shalom Bitches!!!!!!!! " Created 4/11/2008 6:01:14 PM from 75.32.187.182 FireWireDude from Burbank, CA says... "Dude. No question about it. You've got us all wondering what's going to happen next. Of course we all realize this was no "bit" but this has to be the best 'cliff-hanger' ever... Will he? Won't he? It's all very fucked up... Is Howard so ashamed of his own performance that he wants to " Created 4/11/2008 6:00:56 PM from 24.4.105.231 mt from ca says... "At this point it almost sounds cliche to say "I love Artie." Bu I really do love this guy, and I'm hoping that he's very careful in Amsterdam. A LOT of guys who thought they knew what they were doing took their last hit there." Created 4/11/2008 5:30:16 PM from 65.186.216.181 cindy from reynoldsburg,ohio says... "I LOVE YOU ARTIE!" Created 4/11/2008 5:29:43 PM from 71.86.44.106 big mike from washington mo. says... "too bad howard doesn't know when to shut up.thanks" Created 4/11/2008 5:19:05 PM from 24.29.221.42 thorondon from alliance, OH says... "Artie I will miss you a lot if your not gonna be a regular....... hope you don't implode man..don't be just one more fat comic that overdid it!" Created 4/11/2008 5:03:35 PM from 76.98.79.253 Rudy Tuesday from Plfd, NJ says... "Artie is just right. So what if he misses a day here and there. They fill in and that's cool too. No Artie? No way!!" Created 4/11/2008 4:58:28 PM from 66.137.203.161 Mary from Washington, Missouri says... "It's so sad! I cannot imagine the show without Artie. I think I'm gonna go eat a pizza and cry!" Created 4/11/2008 4:51:25 PM from 68.8.38.29 robin q from san diego, ca says... "COME BACK!!!!!!! U ARE TOO FUNNY! WE LOVE U" Created 4/11/2008 4:40:33 PM from 99.163.19.60 Cheese from Olathe, Ks says... "Somebody has to hold that fagot Mike down." Created 4/11/2008 4:39:21 PM from 71.59.187.42 Frank from Longview, WA says... "Physical violence and the threat of it solves nothing. Subject yourself to anger management NOW. Get back on the bull and ride if they'll let you. Humble yourself before you bumble yourself." Created 4/11/2008 4:35:51 PM from 24.239.233.79 monkee from connellsville,pa says... "PLEASE COME BACK!!! Artie you're the best!!!!" Created 4/11/2008 4:33:21 PM from 68.226.136.36 THE JOE from Lafayette, LA says... "Don't die in Amsterdam Artie! If you leave the show I'm getting rid of Howard TV and switching to Bubba's show!!" Created 4/11/2008 4:25:40 PM from 69.181.82.34 Pistolero from Palo Alto, CA says... "Artie, you're the best. I can't imagine the show without you. Get better, and come back soon, dude." Created 4/11/2008 4:25:13 PM from 71.171.64.207 OUTERBKS from MINERAL, VA says... "Artie, you are a GREAT person with a kind heart!! Stop treating yourself so bad!! Dump all those users and leaches from your life! You CAN be Happy!! If you don't love yourself, no one else will either!! lOVE u MAN!!" Created 4/11/2008 4:18:36 PM from 63.116.11.2 COMMUTER FROM PA from stroudsburg, pa says... "it took me 2 years to finally get my sirius radio. if artie is gone, so am I. Howard, you guys are a team, teddy is an asshole. artie needs some time off. i hope he's back" Created 4/11/2008 4:11:24 PM from 68.44.62.49 Scusogots from Lancaster, PA says... "Artie and Teddy an plane to Amsterdam. A trip to PORN HEAVEN will cure everything. See you next week Artie" Created 4/11/2008 4:02:37 PM from 24.239.233.79 monkee from connellsville,pa says... "Been listening for 15 years. Howard is great. Artie is great. Together they are the best comic duo to be on the radio ever. Artie step back and regroup, the show will not be the same without you and no one can ever replace a comic genius like you. And if you never go back and Howard replaces you....he was never really you're friend in the first place. GET WELL....I NEED YOU!" Created 4/11/2008 3:50:49 PM from 65.105.130.2 keasus from new jersey says... "Artie, Please be well and happy. You are so loved." Created 4/11/2008 3:49:05 PM from 68.96.60.166 Sad Stern Fan from Glendale, AZ says... "Artie, Time to regroup and take some time and come back with a bang. YOU are the show and it can't go on without you. Please rethink what you are doing and be sure to comeback. YOU are the man. Stay safe Artie....We Love you Man!" Created 4/11/2008 3:25:39 PM from 68.44.62.49 Scusogots from Lancaster, PA says... "Artie, I can't blame you for exploding. You had a big weekend in LA and Howard made light of all the F'ups and sounded like a typical know it all. He did NOT have your back. Howard owes you an apology, he fueled the fire. I would have reacted the same as you did. Come back to the show, and demand a RAISE. Hookers and gas prices are soaring!!" Created 4/11/2008 3:04:43 PM from 98.201.13.187 gator from katy,tx says... "Marone Artie! Come correct and get your ass back on the show. The show needs you." Created 4/11/2008 2:51:22 PM from 24.36.49.79 matchstick from Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON says... "Salut and come back alive, k?" Created 4/11/2008 2:49:03 PM from 99.246.167.221 HeyNow from Ottawa, ON says... "Artie, you make the show. When you are not on, it truly is sub par. Without you in that room, the closest thing to a guys guy is robin...Shake the monkey off your back, fuck Teddy and stick with us. " Created 4/11/2008 2:05:58 PM from 70.70.12.7 pil from vancouver b.c. says... "Teddy was getting 70k a year total???!! holy shit, fire that loser's ass, get a real assistant. realize you're a great talent Artie and millions of people love you...LOVE YOURSELF DUDE! and come back." Created 4/11/2008 2:02:33 PM from 98.27.160.195 Wolfman from Ohio says... "If you leave, I'm cancelling all 4 of my Sirus accounts. You make that show, High Pitch Mike was right, when you are gone, the show misses something. Now I've got to spend the next week, wondering.... Damn you Artie, come back!!!" Created 4/11/2008 1:47:03 PM from 68.44.53.69 Weedy from tempe az says... "Stay ... Fire Teddy .. Go to Rehab for a few weeks ... " Created 4/11/2008 1:39:44 PM from 72.241.101.239 Dino` from Ohio says... "Artie, you blew it dude. It does not mean you aren't great. You are just in a place that requires your full, immediate attention. Fix yourself bro, go to India or something and regain your ability to like the guy in the mirror." Created 4/11/2008 1:35:40 PM from 24.2.145.236 pelican h8tr from mass. says... "artie did go to amsterdam so thats a good sign if he was done with the show he would not have gone. god bless you art" Created 4/11/2008 1:15:19 PM from 72.82.224.203 Enrico Pallazzo from Beautiful Downtown Ewing, New Jersey says... "Art. Love you man (in a non F- way). I hope you can go off, get your shit straightened out and come back. The pain will go away if you want it to, you just have to work at it." Created 4/11/2008 12:45:01 PM from 146.145.112.131 yank05 from Flemington, NJ says... "Artie, this blew way out of proportion and Howard egged it on. I think Howard feels he crossed the line himself. Art, you need time off and to distance yourself from people like Teddy leach onto you. Best of luck and we expect you back at the show soon." Created 4/11/2008 12:29:37 PM from 66.171.171.172 SCOTTL2037 from KENT, WA says... "ARTIE IS THE ONLY REALLY FUNNY PART OF THE SHOW ANYMORE. HE HAS MORE TALENT THAT ALL THE REST OF THEM COMBINED. AND YES, I'M YELLING. COME BACK, YOU BABY GORILLA!" Created 4/11/2008 12:23:33 PM from 96.238.10.218 bobbyd from Cranston, RI says... "Artie you are a great addition to the show! you need to take that time off that you planned before and come back refreshed! Go hang with Tony Little, he will get you in better shape and you would have a shitload of material when you come back! Viva La Baby Gorilla!!!" Created 4/11/2008 9:21:02 AM from 208.65.94.54 YEAH, IT'S HOWARD from NEW YORK CITY says... "Let's take it easy on the comments until we get in contact with Artie. Things have a way of getting blown out of control and we really need to let the dust settle. Have a great week everyone. We will be back in studio on Monday, April 21st." Created 4/11/2008 2:44:12 AM from 96.225.82.189 Da Man from NJ says... "Artie, MAn you are funny as hell But you gotta stop being a self loathing dumb ass, Go see somebody you need help bro. Get it before its too late" Created 4/11/2008 2:26:09 AM from 74.129.151.126 FugginJerkOff from Louisville, KY says... "Dude, get your sh*t together!!! " Created 4/11/2008 2:08:30 AM from 24.151.83.94 Kev from new york, NY says... "Artie, please be well Kevin" Created 4/11/2008 1:32:33 AM from 76.226.181.65 Skinnytoo from Detroit, MI says... "U da man Art. U gotta get it together or you r gonna end up like Farley and Candy. We need ya bro!!" Created 4/11/2008 1:29:47 AM from 76.168.250.181 Kurt from Aberdeen, Washington says... "Take care, Art. " Created 4/11/2008 12:05:17 AM from 75.32.223.116 pleased from SD, CA says... "there's a lot of naked chicks on this page. nice." Created 4/10/2008 11:29:59 PM from 24.27.212.160 Didi from Orlando, FL says... "Artie, we love you. Please take some time, get better. I know only you can help yourself, but seriously, get some help like everyone's been begging you to do. We need you." Created 4/10/2008 11:15:58 PM from 32.148.75.20 jasonbass from Oklahoma City says... "Artie, we need you every morning, you are the show, your more than a second bannana, you are what I listen to. I am afraid that you will be dead by forty five maybe sooner without the show." Created 4/10/2008 11:06:27 PM from 68.46.100.11 Jaca88 from Philly says... "Artie - love you man !!! but get it together. This is way to much to lose. come back and straighten the Fuck out" Created 4/10/2008 11:00:44 PM from 68.112.237.206 mike from springfield,MA says... "Artie is the reason i listen to the stern show.man the rest of you sound like jealous miserable no life having fucks " Created 4/10/2008 10:57:03 PM from 71.210.98.37 trb2artie from tucson,az says... "Art, thank God for you and Fred, the only real men on the show..... Fuck Howard, Robin's got more balls then him!!!! Howard, go watch some FAG TV!!!" Created 4/10/2008 10:47:31 PM from 24.193.49.150 Big Jim from NYC says... "Put this ASSHOLE out of his misery and fire his fat ass. I'm so tired of hearing about his troubles and problems. What a fuckin loser. How long before he really hurts someone? Peace out Asshole! " Created 4/10/2008 10:42:19 PM from 24.214.86.142 Jessica Hahn's Vagina from LA, Cali says... "Your gonna die you fat fuck. You can't hold a candle to your heroes. Your resume is nothing compared to John Belushi,Chris Farley or John Candy!! You will be remembered for..NOTHING!!!" Created 4/10/2008 10:34:20 PM from 71.60.216.242 High Pitched Monti from Upper St. Clair, PA says... "Think about Artie's week..sleep through the show,freak out on Teddy, and then OD on Heroin. Waah, waah, waah, I am rich, fat and like cupcakes. Artie, you are really good on the show...this is your meal ticket...but you are a fuck up " Created 4/10/2008 10:33:54 PM from 71.172.107.66 MartinB from Jersey City says... "Real men flee or fight when pushed up to a wall. I saw this coming from the High Pitch Mike shit. For a show that acts "Manly" with all the strippers and shit, I'm surprised that now there is no support for a man being a man. Sometimes men gotta work shit out and after that life goes on. Artie is the fuckin' man and he has the support of alot of fan including me. I love that fat bastard." Created 4/10/2008 10:19:07 PM from 69.112.52.74 jo joe from coram, NY says... "I am afraid he will end it all and that is not good for anyone. we all love artie and I myself hope that he does not end it. Please artie listen to howard (your bro) he really does care about you more than you think. Even if he did get the ratings that he wanted for todays show. He did start the whole thing by putting it on the air but that is what he does and all he does its in his blood and you know this from listening in the past with your buds. But underneith you know he is a teddy bear just like you. Love you man, be safe." Created 4/10/2008 10:04:10 PM from 76.101.176.14 rdwill7849 from fort myers fl says... "hope you get well man. I know that its tough but your a funny mo fo and the shwo is nothing without you." Created 4/10/2008 9:34:49 PM from 68.106.186.173 Androponic from Santa Barbara, CA - New Rochelle, NY says... "Artie, Your the Man! We love ya bud, Get well. The show wouldn't be the same without you! COME BACK!" Created 4/10/2008 9:27:07 PM from 68.80.68.122 LU from LEBANON,PA says... "YO ARTIE, COME BACK MAN. FAN SINCE " MY WHITE MAMMA ". I GOT SOME KILLER BUD!!!! " Created 4/10/2008 9:01:39 PM from 76.124.99.223 Ravens0316 from Philly, PA says... "Artie, your the man!!! We love you boss!! Dane Cook is a fag, you should be selling out MSG!!! Come back buddy" Created 4/10/2008 8:57:38 PM from 66.194.130.190 dvr from Columbus, OH says... "artie is the best part of the show - please come back." Created 4/10/2008 8:56:51 PM from 24.2.145.236 pay artie from ct. says... "If Artie is not back i will not be a subscriber anymore Howard is a piece of shit that made this happen!" Created 4/10/2008 8:51:52 PM from 63.209.235.225 Kimba from Pembroke, MA says... "Artie, please get help!!! You have so much talent and you are a sweet man. You need to get professional help to solve your issues. It's hard to fix yourself without support from family, friends, and professionals. " Created 4/10/2008 8:43:45 PM from 76.24.91.251 nly from Holbrook, MA says... "Dear Artie: I was taking a shower so I missed your resignation. I hope you don't leave, the show just isn't as good on the days you aren't there. However, if leaving is what's best for you and your health (both mental & physical)than that's what you have to do. I had a job that I liked but a difficult co-worker made working there very uncomfortable. I had developed a prescription drug problem and the situation at work only made things worse. I finally resigned and got help for my problem. I am better now and have a new job I love so leaving was the right thing to do. If leaving is what you need than you shoud leave but I hope you change your mind. Maybe you could take a month off to rest and come back. Best wishes, Hope to hear you soon! " Created 4/10/2008 8:41:20 PM from 76.220.208.167 darth nilis from Neptune, Uranus says... "Art, man you are living your dream dont be scared of success. Enjoy the ride, get some help and PLEASE when you do come back and get your shit together, stop using your fake laugh when Howard says something that isnt funny. Get well Art." Created 4/10/2008 7:48:02 PM from 64.12.116.14 Ohiosteelerfan from Logan, Oh says... "Artie, don't go out like this. The show would'nt be the same without you. Anyone who listens to the old shows on friday can figure that out. Come back Artie" Created 4/10/2008 7:35:09 PM from 85.138.73.167 AndreB from Lisbon says... "Artie´s the man..ihope is alright and comeback to the show" Created 4/10/2008 7:32:40 PM from 74.233.52.102 jonesgirl from miami, fl says... "Artie - We love you but you've got to get it together man... you're freakin' me out! I've seen you in concert (traveled from mia to nyc) and the only reason I knew of you was because of Howard's show. We love you on the show... get a grip dude." Created 4/10/2008 7:20:35 PM from 75.132.218.150 bloomies??!! from Il says... "come back to the show, fire teddy and keep rocking! what would grandma caprio say if she could see you now? pull it together big man! we love you" Created 4/10/2008 7:03:37 PM from 68.162.238.48 ArtieFan from New Haven, CT says... "It's the little things that make Artie brilliant... groggy waking up, Howard says "Hey Artie, you slept til 2010..." Artie retorts, "Is my contract over?" God damn, the guy was barely awake... Does anyone actually REMEMBER how lame JacKie was? Canned bits, forced laughter, etc... God bless, Artie, and get better!!!!" Created 4/10/2008 6:57:46 PM from 151.203.46.156 jeano8963 from boston ma. says... "Slow down dude. Life is short, get help now people love you and you have a lot of issues to get through . You cannot do it alone .Seek out " Created 4/10/2008 6:47:31 PM from 76.95.233.109 cap3220 from Hunt Bch, CA92647 says... "Play the game........Anger Management." Created 4/10/2008 6:38:11 PM from 98.195.198.225 Carolee from Houston, TX says... "Artie, you're a good dude! You've got a big heart and when you get shit on by people you've helped you lash out. I understand. I know you feel bad about what happened today, but don't do anything crazy. I wish I could fix it for you, buddy. Love you man!!!" Created 4/10/2008 6:25:06 PM from 75.33.93.69 katfish from Lakewood,Ohio says... "Artie, we love you buddy. Please get some help. We want to see ya around for a looooong time. You fat funny fuck! Please get well. LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!! " Created 4/10/2008 6:09:47 PM from 67.8.105.222 Steve from St. Petersburg, FL says... "Artie be good bro, we love ya!!" Created 4/10/2008 5:48:10 PM from 24.213.18.138 msmitty from michigan says... "Now remember yantra plus mantra equals tantra" Created 4/10/2008 5:42:48 PM from 76.241.187.143 Chris from Detroit, MI says... "We love you Artie. Go take care of yourself, and then please come back to the show. I've listened for 20+ years and I mean this; I will cancel my account if they won't let you back." Created 4/10/2008 5:31:43 PM from 68.162.238.48 CF from Manchester, MA says... "Be well Artie... That little fuck Teddy is lucky you didn't get your hands on him. Come back and tell the whole story... theft and all. And Howard should have let Teddy leave when he was trying to get out of the studio. Don't prod a sleeping Bear" Created 4/10/2008 5:30:51 PM from 68.82.130.23 joe from bensalem, pa says... "They better replay it. I don't pay $15 a month to get cheated out of radio history" Created 4/10/2008 5:11:51 PM from 70.184.85.235 singinglawyer from phoenix, az says... "Artie..you have an illness and you and the world know that without treating it, this disease is going to get worse. You are hurting and you need to find a way to mend." Created 4/10/2008 5:08:33 PM from 68.165.32.201 canuck from Los Angeles says...